Words and Music: Pat Drummond and Karen Lynne Dateline: Inspired by a conversatiion with Karen Lynne at The White Rose Cafe, Temora Marilyn Monroe Was a Size 14 The prettiest girl that the world had seen Didn't look a lot like those supermodel women that look the survivors of a Singapore Prison Her bottom was round and her breasts were full but when her skirt flew up she was beautiful!! And that full figure figured in a lot of men's dreams Marilyn Monroe Was a Size 14 The Women's Weekly and No Idea They make a lot of cash from the constant fear that if you aren't skinny then you're bound to fail What they will never tell you is that the average male still prefers a woman with a few nice curves It's time to give the Adboys one big serve Scream right back at your TV Screen You tell 'em Marilyn Monroe Was a Size 14 I'd like to take the whole damn cast of 'Friends' I'd take them up to 'Lenny's" for the long weekend I'd give those women what they really need a new perspective and a damned good feed Little boys bottoms have a place in the world But it isn't on the body of a grown up girl They look pathetic on a Supermodel flogging cheap cosmetics in a plastic bottle There's still a few men in the world like me who remember what a woman's body used to be A voluptuous figure in tight blue jeans Remember Marilyn Monroe Was a Size 14 If I could date the ladies on the TV Soaps I'd take 'em for a burger and I'd tell them that I hope they stop starvin' themselves and killin' our kids ...
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